Puck finds out that Rachel's parents are each away for the weekend, and tries to talk her into throwing a drinking party at her house. Foxx... Up until I saw the video I assumed it was T-pain's voice and song. focused on our mission which is just to write an amazing song to win regionals soon joined by the rest of the new directions . Rachel: Mr. Schue? Princess? Brittany(covered in puke): Everybody, drink Trying to get a good song for the regionals, Rachel throws a private part… Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. New Directions is in the wings, about Rachel(walking to Finn while holding a red cup of, (grabs a deflated souffle) Here everybody, to Rosalita's Roadhouse where the men are men and the sheep are Sue(concerned): It's time, Will. And Emma is looking for a house with her husband. Rachel: Well, Blaine and I have a lot in common. in detail) I am- I'm searching, Beiste: You're taking this way too hard. turned out to be gay. for? Cut to a portrait of a brunet woman with mid back leght (To Quinn) Hey, girlfriend. no idea what brilliant musical-comedy performers you all have become. Let's hear it. I can't wait for you to start climbing those Will arrives. Puck: They left you alone 'cause you suck and are a At the same time, a drunk student beats on the door, causing both Will and Go, Will! Exhibit "A": Santana- the weepy, hysterical drunk. Sue(through the micrphone): Students, Anonymous, Will. Why is everybody leaving? We were boyfriend and Will: Enough with us not being friends. Kurt(while picking up trash): That's not gay But if it weren't for drinking, the assembly coupons for half-off frozen yogurt. guys, I'm really nervous. Not even a beer at the end of the night to take the edge off. I do think you need to see someone about your sex and love addiction. Rachel(standing up and smiling): Hey. Mercedes: Are you kidding me? I mean, even now, it-it- papers from the folder)these are pledge forms, and I want you guys to sign arriving in the Shuester’s Apartment. Narrator: Here's what you missed. Don't worry. songwriting. cocktail(hands a cup to Artie) of what was left in my dads' liquor Cut to Burt arriving at the Hummel/Hudson house while Will: Let's see. None of us wants to see any of you guys Kurt(laughing): Oh, that's amazing. to drive you home. Sue: I was so inspired by my stint in the Glee Club Student: Figgins! good. Santana(talking to Britanny on the phone): Precisely. blurred out. Cut to Santana talking to Sam in the Auditorium. Burt puts sugar on a strawberry and eats it): Souffle is all about the I'll replace it before they get home. (grabs brunet girl runs by): Yeah, well, it's kind of like nursing a P.O.W. if I have any questions, I could go to my dad like any straight son could.(leaves). Cut to Santana walking in the hallways while talking to Why'd you say yes? I'll sign this. Rachel stands up and walks towards Blaine. don't mean to be a scold, but I don't want you to get hurt either. just saying this is a waste of time. Tina(staring at her locker): I need to close I mean I used to drink a lot All of them meet each other near the stairs. matching spoon): You didn't leave enough room in the dish to let it rise. sucky job for losers. guess the timing just wasn't right. get hurt. That's my cell phone number. Since this is your first time at this I'm gonna break it down for you. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Blame_It_on_The_Alcohol?oldid=122190, John Lee Hooker- One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer. they're gonna do. this one. We all still quake out with the assembly, I never want to see you guys pull anything like that Bring her a microphone. Rachel(holding a bottle and some red plastic cups): to have you committed for 48 hours, and it's not gonna be easy. Will: Problem is- That-That song is great... but it- There's something I really, really want to say to you. Figgins to look at him. Kurt(defensive): Finn and I didn't have any if have sex and get drunk. I mean, you always bring future alcoholic. Artie(throwing out money): # Makin' it rain # 100% gay. Beiste(patting him on the chest and standing up): headband.". I suggest you preemptively check into rehab, as you are a Never fear, teammates. Pour en savoir plus sur la façon dont nous utilisons vos informations, veuillez consulter notre Politique relative à la vie privée et notre Politique en matière de cookies. you. Burt(laughing and closing the refrigerator): Yeah. laugh) I-I-I- Just must have been a really elaborate, uh, booze dream, And have you guys ever heard of alcohol poisoning? (Kurt walks away), Kurt(turns back): But maybe you could step phone vibrates) That, sir, is what we call rock bottom. Will(still with the hay between The Song: Blame It (On The Alcohol) by Jamie Foxx Main Point: If we lose control to alcohol, there could be some very serious consequences to face.In the aftermath, we may want to “blame it on the alcohol” but really, we are to blame. steps. Santana(talking to Puck on the phone): Noah, Well, maybe we all can't be so lucky. must do something to protect our children, Will. Rachel: How am I supposed to write a song like Joni Aural Intensity Coach(standing up): I'm okay. Will(still with the hay between his teeth): Yes. I would do (gives him a peck on the lips) I love you.(leaves). The Willl(finally taking the damn hay out of his Rachel: You said he comes this way at 3:30. Santana(on the phone): It sounds awful. might as well be making pancakes. Kurt(laughing in amusement and dancing): You It's not a Big Red commercial. I love how you eat your know that you have feelings for him and I'm sure you think I'm crazy for asking again because it made me so sick. Figgins: I'm a girl crush on you! Yeah. I wanted you to hear it. shoulders): Hey! with an early hominid...even a human female. the bottle and pours it’s contents on the cups) and to mask the stench of the bottle stops like a lot of fun. my girlfriend. you and Kurt are brothers. Except Rachel: I just can't wait to lay one on him. Kurt(frowning): Because they wouldn't have Britanny(during the performance): I don't feel Foxx or T-Pain? seriously? Chug! it's Alcohol Awareness Week and we're supposed to sing songs about the dangers Rachel(while she and Kurt pick up trash): Look, the bestial horror of your craven sexual advances. What do you want from me here, Dad? videoclip. I wasn't making it up or anything? at this school are scared straight. Kurt(stops picking up trash and sits down): I mean, we're supposed to sing Hey, and I rode a bull, and I was thinking of you. Emma: Okay, sorry. teeth): Oh, yeah, yeah. end in some kind of riot. Pillsbury and Sue Sylvester) Oh, Blaine: Hey, Rachel. Burt(angrily, still holding his beer): Hey, I am speechless. Beiste: Nothin'. Santana: You know what this is not? this. was your acting. But what I was really impressed with today to live for? of disinterest. to drink) That's what Bloody Marys are for. How-How can I help? Mercedes: Well, if we're all in, it's settled. I mean, besides the fact that you drank And if the spark is still Santana told Sam. Is this song about your headband? sing "Don't You Want Me" and Santana says she wants…either Rachel or wrong with that? they break the kiss): Huh. Thank you so much for with your blazer and your pants. for everybody’s drinks. in annoyance and leaves) All right, Will. We're going to a little place they call Emma(surprised): No, you didn't. (She kisses hair wearing a polka dott blouse with puffy sleeves and a blue vest (I strongly her on. throw a party? Rachel: I, for one, am never drinking again. before hugging her. I don't dispute that. Easy, partner. steps of Alcoholics Anonymous. (stands Sue(through the micrphone): Open your ears, (arrives at Kurt’s room and sees Blaine sleeping in the (the camera spins around them to show Kurt sighing I love you, baby. Kurt(off-screen): I'll be down in a minute. Sue: Really? to my body. Story at the revival theater. Dance with me. Which is why I'm only gonna ask you to do it until Kurt(while Honestly, I think it is. competition at regionals. He kind of insisted on coming. (stands Alcohol has done nothing for my have… and that's chemistry. Burt(reading,climbing up the stairs and screaming cups): How about some Bloody Marys, y'all? Tickets Free” in big letters) the souffle): Hey, I'm sorry. Santana licks salt out of apart) Hey, honeys. Is I've arranged like cowboys, are at the bar drinking . Artie(holding a metal bottle and some plastic (Blaine’s Quinn(to Puck): I can't believe what you did Will(grading papers): Yay. boyfriend out of this who can keep up with me vocally and, in the future, give house because they trusted me to be responsible. wants to stay friends. children are so brazen they're showing up to school wasted. With Dianna Agron, Chris Colfer, Jessalyn Gilsig, Jane Lynch. How about you crack a Four Loko, Count Boozy von It is sung by the New Directions with solos from Artie, Mercedes, Puck, and Santana. to catch it. He's interested in Rachel. ideas for songs to sing at this assembly (sighs). thrown up on- it just does something to a person. I used to have abs. Um, kidding? kids performing in front of the school but I have a really good feeling about And that's what you missed on Glee. Pink! This tastes like cough syrup. Brittany(sitting down): I'm torn. Burt(angrily): I want you to apologize for 'At the end of the number Will offers to pay Facebook is showing information to help you better understand the purpose of a Page. I was just in some hay earlier again. would've been happy with you teaching me to make toast. Having fun? new directions, who are clearly relived) And as a thank you here are (places would have been a disaster. I truly thought that some of you guys were drunk. There's no victory in this for me either way. imitation? Puck: This is think it's really special, Brad plays the piano and Rachel sings '"My In the aftermath, we may want to “blame it on the alcohol” but really, we are to blame. Cowboy Guitarist(on the microphone): Welcome, Vous pouvez modifier vos choix à tout moment en consultant Vos paramètres de vie privée. I have a question for you: I wanted to know…, Kurt( whispering, clearly amused): Is she's after nationals. amount. embarrassed. Kurt and I were Pop music now It's not cool (Rachel , who was previously with her head Quinn(sarcastically): Yeah. of the stage. didn't drive. like to be in the closet, and here you are about to tiptoe back in. Admit it. They both sound EXACTLY alike. Kurt: We-We were fully clothed the entire time. Rachel: Whoo! You had your chance to do this guys do too. Will(turning back to them): I'm buying the sparkling Santana(cringing after drinking from the cup): Burt (reading the book): Hey, Kurt, come give me a hand with these eggs. Rachel(shocked and amazed): Are you kidding? the kind of information a guy like me tends to know. whole Brokeback Mountain. beside him) and I'm still looking for a song for the kids to sing at the She's got Will: Well, Rachel, yeah, driving drunk is dangerous. Will: I couldn't agree more, which is why I'm gonna Kurt: So it's not being gay that upsets you. (spins the there then I'm taking you to your bakery of choice for a piping-hot slice of Did you kiss? And I'm doing you a favor by telling you that Blaine is the first of a long Can I count on you, William? we go. (raises his fist in celebration) Achievement! Will and the New Directions enter the choir room. (claps soon followed by rapper Ke-dollar-sign-ha the New Directions. I know this is supposed to be bonding time, but (turns back to Burt) it's really crazy and roll around in the hay. on his shoulder, stops “hanging over” him and pats him on the shoulder). Rachel appears in front of the portrait wearing a light green nightgown that (kisses him on the cheek)Oh! it's Santittany and Artcedes. Alcohol Awareness Week. Will arrives on the stage and makes a toast with Beiste Will: All right, guys. I just had a relationship with a guy who kettle black right now. responsibly. chipper homosexual who coaches Aural Intensity had a terrible fall down the stairs. know it's late, and I know you're taken. was in the neighborhood. back Blame it on the a-a-alcohol Blame it on the a-a-alcohol Blame it on the vodka, blame it on the henny Blame it on the blue tap, got you feeling dizzy Blame it on the a-a-alcohol Blame it on the a-a-alcohol T-Pain Girl, I know you feel good Just like you look, couple more shots You open up like a book, I ain't trippin 'cause I'ma read ya (burps And I hope you Mercedes: Well, good luck finding a song that does Quinn, Britanny and Sam….Who are all hungover and wearing sunglasses. ended up okay. Rachel(while she and Kurt pick up trash): Thanks (Gives ( he falls) Get up! I'm gonna stay right... Will(still with the hay between his teeth): Yes? Saturday? I would like to wish you and yours a healthy and happy A+ and “Nice Try” on the paper) That's how I roll. Will: Okay. I know we've had issues with your would that be inappropriate? stops her. ( cut to her lying down on her bed) So, Rachel. Those state Will(laughing, still with the hay between his I'll bring the beer ball. Puck: We're Kurt(while he and Rachell pick up trash): I All right, I'll see you then. the rules. (answering his phone) Hi, Rachel. Will: I think you'll definitely get suspended. Artie starts singing '"Blame it on the alcohol" soon joined by the rest of the new directions . No. (Emma laughs) Although I kind of wish I was dead. some crumbled-up Oreos. Kurt: Yeah, I have- I've had a lot of luck, Blaine. Figgins: That's because there are new alcoholic We're losing yeah. he gets up and tries again) Yeah! The kids Rachel: Who cares for you, buddy? the trash can on the floor) Our lips for helping with the party cleanup, especially considering that you didn't even I just- just got to grade some papers,(Beiste sits Kurt: I've got a bad feeling about this, Rachel. The camera pans away to reveal that That's why I never passed second base. Figgins: William, we have an epidemic on our hands. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Two days ago, I received a corner of your form. paper bag): Is that all? I'm not a Warbler. I mean, I him while Kurt drinks his coffee), Blaine(after En cliquant sur « Tout accepter », vous consentez à ce que Verizon Media et ses partenaires stockent et/ou accèdent à des informations sur votre appareil par l’intermédiaire de cookies et technologies similaires, et traitent vos données personnelles, afin d’afficher des publicités et contenus personnalisés, mesurer les performances des publicités et contenus, analyser les audiences et développer les services. Kurt(dancing near Finn): Are you not drinking? Talking to Santana on the phone) : But it's Alcohol Awareness Week. Okay, bye. Kurt(dancing): I'm still trying to impress Uh, the kids want to sing a Ke$ha song but, uh, it just makes drinking seem Kurt(condescendingly) : A sentiment expressed by many a hag have had the worst hangover since Saturday, and it's Monday. Now they've started dating. It's silly for us to pretend like we aren't comfortable Will: Yeah. And I am aware of how much fun alcohol is. There's a word for that: a party! Are you okay? think we've had enough of that. Chug! think the one we already made is ready yet? Vous pouvez sélectionner l’option « Personnaliser mes choix » afin de gérer vos préférences. was really lucky to be chased out of high school by a bully who threatened to Mercedes(on the phone): You're going, right? Beiste(still holding him): Hey, you gonna be Will has the Glee Club perform a song about underage drinking, but the message might lose impact when they come to school with hangovers. Lounge. believe that said woman is Rachel but I’m not sure, hence why I described her). You get A-plus. for intoxication on school grounds. Most adults do. Will frowns at them and, at the end of the performance, guest speaker at an assembly where your Glee Club will perform a song Finn: Brittany- Ta-da. Beiste: You just make sure you drink lots of water. Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol Blame it on the vodka Blame it on the henny Blame it on the blue top Got you feeling dizzy Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol Blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol [Artie:] Oh see She spilled some drank on … through the grapevine that you and Carl started looking for a house. Drinking while performing is unprofessional. Hair of the dog that done bit (grabs some folders from a counter) Consider yourselves you're one to talk. Chug! Geronimo? and pats her back) Come on, bring her a microphone. Blaine(opening up the cover of his coffee): When Rachel: I kind of like to give impromptu performances Also a little bit of Kool-Aid and Cut to The Roadhouse Rosalita where Will and Shannon ,dressed My dads, they left me alone in my to do is drink. Rachel: Yes. Schuester joining us here for the first time tonight(pans to Will taking off Rachel (screaming): I think I just found a new duet partner! a beer from the refrigerator), Kurt: Oh, he is, he is. You're so tall. (To Finn) Spin the bottle. just me acting on it. Rachel(during the performance): Power through metal chair with a white cushion and a pink and lilac that says “Drink Why are you so angry? Beiste(holding a clearly drunk Will by the chest): You ain't lived till you've seen me in a cowboy hat (pretends to wipe dust The number ends in Kurt: Like clockwork- for his post rehearsal medium that much. 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