], [Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey all take a deep breath and start the climb to the top of the bridge which now resembles a rope ladder. [Shrek and Fiona smile at one another they go in for another kiss but Shrek stops - he covers the lens with his hands to give them a private moment. I'm making a mess. I could feel it. DONKEY: Uh-uh, no way. Tickets & prices Toggle Navigation. Shrek Tijuana. Shut… up. Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head. Easy. ], DONKEY: [continued] Hey, hey, hey, Don't do that! [A huge 'devil's peak' rises above them. [Shrek is finally fed up. FARQUAAD: [continued] There’s the caterer, the cake, the band, the guest list. SHREK: I... [Shrek's eyes scan Fiona's face but this time he's not going to chicken out.] [She playfully tries to peek under his visor. [chuckles]. She holds the sunflower, mulling something over, picking petals.]. Cut it out. He can talk! FARQUAAD: Very well, ogre. Bring it in. PINOCCHIO: Father please don't let them do this! [ She places the sizzling eggs down in front of Shrek.] [looks down and yelps] I don’t have any toes! [points] Look, there’s Bloodnut, the Flatulent. I don't give permission to--, [Unnoticed by Dragon and Donkey, Shrek reaches the apex of his swing and reaches out, but passes by -- way too high. [sniff] Here I go. Just beautiful! Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom. For... emotional support. SHREK: Just keep moving. [Shrek waves to Donkey from the back of the carriage as it begins to move off. Just go on in and tell her how you feel. DONKEY: Shrek? We are thrilled to have had nearly 80 people audition. FIONA: And what do you know about true love? Don't look down. Friday 10 am – 1:30 pm. [collects herself; on the run] But we have to savor this moment! The royal party rides past Shrek.]. Me! SHREK!!! The mirror shards fell showing the Eddie Murphy word. Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare.... you name it. [holds up two fingers] Pick number three, my lord. SHREK: [brightly; laughing] Yes. OLD WOMAN: Well, I've got a talking donkey. Shrek glances towards kegs and the table, then lifts a glass of beer.]. And heeeerree they are! We must be getting close. ], [Suddenly the dragon bursts through the flames flying straight at them. [Shrek stops Fiona. Children became fans of the loveable Shrek who, despite being an ogre, had a soft spot. DONKEY: [laughs.] [Gingy spits milk in Farquaad's face. Hahahaha! The old woman begins to sweat.]. [Donkey runs in front of Shrek, blocking him.]. SHREK: [continued] She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible, fire-breathing dragon. Fiona looks up at Shrek, pleasantly surprised. But I like you anyway. [She turns tail and walks away. Shrek and Donkey are a little stunned. Shrek and Donkey look at her surprised. Shrek leaps to one side and lets the fireball rocket past. DONKEY: [steeling himself] Blue flower, red thorns. [Curious, the dragon growls and glares, moving on. Shrek gasps and starts toward the table. The warriors start slipping and sliding, legs going out from under them, unable to get their footing. SHREK: Look, I’m not the one with the problem, okay? [We pan across a collection of Royal 'His and Her' things. Ha ha ha ha! You’re gonna love it there, Princess. [Shrek looks dejected as he drops the sunflower and heads away from the mill.]. He approaches a table in the center of the room, his hat just visible above the table. [He grabs her arm and hauls her around a corner, down stairs and enter...]. "], [Donkey rushes over and pulls the lever. DONKEY: [nervous] You know I do too! I’m Lord Farquaad. ", SHREK: Oh, I don’t have time for this! What are you doing in my house? ], [Shrek leans in gently pats Donkey on the cheek. Are not. [Shrek stealthily exits.] I’m fine. With don-keys. ], [The dragon takes chase with the chain unreeling behind her. The small wooden door looks fragile, but it's locked securely in place by an electronic lock. One of Australia’s leading centres for live performance. ], [As Shrek and Donkey crest the hill and start down the winding path to the swamp, we start seeing signs: KEEP OUT, STAY AWAY, DANGER.]. [sighs; tries to explain] .... I’ve been this way as long as I can remember. Playing the perfect princess, she begins to sing. SHREK: Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. He reappears, then drops out of sight again. SHREK: [sighs, a little irritated] Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? Head still bent, Donkey looks back and forth after Shrek and Fiona, a little confused.]. Frustrated, Shrek's glare finds Donkey.]. ♪ Shine your shoes, wipe your... face ♪ Duloc is, Duloc is ♪ Duloc is a perfect place! Shrek’s ugly 24-7. Donkey kicks one of them in the helmet, and the ding sounds the end of the match. Fiona and Shrek enter the carriage. Shrek slurps a rat tail into his mouth. Fiona looks down through the open door and sees something perturbing on the ground. Yours for the rescuing... Princess Fiona! Ha! She starts humming. SHREK: [interrupt; sarcastic] Hey, come on. She sits side-saddle behind Farquaad, the perfect rescue image. (sigh) When I was a little girl, a witch cast a spell on me. [Fiona takes a long look at Shrek, smiling. DONKEY: [continued] Shrek! She grows more urgent.]. SHREK: I don't care... what everyone likes. Now I'm a flying talking donkey! As he walks off with it we see that it's a "Beware" sign. He shakes it off. DONKEY: You can’t do this to me, Shrek. ♪, [We pull back from an indignant Fiona to reveal the merry men, circling camera. This is not dignified, PUT ME DOWN! I'M DOIN' IT. I was born outside. Against the light, she sees a lone figure approching. Copy link to clipboard. FIONA: I mean, look at him! LORD FARQUAAD: [continued] Run, run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me -- I'm the Gingerbread Man! A beat. [♪ All-Star By Smash Mouth Playing] Steve Harwell: ♪ Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. Ogres are like onions! I'm a donkey. At his castle, Lord Farquaad is in bed with a drink and repeatedly makes the Magic Mirror show him the picture of Princess Fiona. SHREK: Donkey... let's have a dance then, shall we? FIONA: [sighs] I guess I’ll be dining a little differently tomorrow night. Donkey joins in. Your welcome is officially worn out. But the wall’s supposed to go around my swamp, not through it. ], DONKEY: [continued; warming up to it.] 3 of 3 found this interesting Interesting? DONKEY: Oh, God, I’m gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, Shrek, I'm gonna die... [As Donkey screams, eyes closed, he continues to back up unaware he's reaches the other side of the bridge. [She grabs Donkey's lips and squeezes them. FIONA/OGRESS: [o.s. I’m too young for you to die. For example a four-foot wide (48”) by six feet, eight inches high (80”) Bifold set of doors, would require a rough opening width of 50 inches and a height of 82 inches. I sure as heck ain’t no coward. [Suddenly Fiona falls from the railing. Now, if you two are such good friends, why don’t you follow her home? There’s so much to do! SHREK: [sarcastic] Oh, I know what. FIONA: Would you....?! The cage goes flying through the air. I told you I'd find it. You got that kind of "I don't care what nobody thinks of me" thing. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Shrek. As he slams the door open, the telltale notes of the song begin, and, “Some body once told me—” starts to play. Panicked, he chased after Shrek. Shrek steps over.]. I-It’s very late. Search for "opening door" in these categories. DONKEY: [continued; realizing] --a girl dragon! Get them! Like cakes! What are you doing?! Was it something you ate? A sonnet! DONKEY: [continued] Celebrity marriages. It lands on Donkey's head, exploding pixie dust all over him. DONKEY: Ha-ha-ha! Donkey looks on from outside, lays down on Shrek's doorstep. FIONA: No, it’s destiny. Hold on now. He pulls a candle/dirt/wax/and sets the glass down something out of his ear.3. Does anyone know the Heimlich? [ON: Donkey and Shrek looking at each other in amusement. SHREK: [catching on] You know, she’s right. ], [Shrek suddenly notices a small flyer that the villagers have left behind. Location. He angrily storms off towards his house.]. ], [A man tries to sneak up behind Shrek, but Shrek turns in time and sees him. Delicately creating what seems to be a beautiful vista. She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an "L" on her forehead. It's the Gingerbread Man on crutches. Camp definitely is starting to sound good. [The door flies open as Shrek crashes through dragging Fiona behind him.] OGRE HUNTER 2: Whoa! ], [Shrek smiles and skates through the mud field like a hockey player while knights slip and slide around him. I'm a donkey, I was born outside. He approches her gently. [We cut to the mirror showing again the image of Fiona in the tower, beautiful. All the while Donkey is still trying to play for time.]. I know that. DONKEY: See! Agghhhh! [Shrek turns to leave. FIONA: [kicking and screaming; throwing a fit] Put me down or you will suffer the consequences! Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures! I don't have time for this. [Sound of Farquaad's approching army interrupts. [Fiona looks at Donkey from the shadows, but we can’t see her.]. She gets up only she doesn’t look like herself. SHREK: [jumps away yelling] OW! Shrek's eyes widen. Hey! Come on, baby. At the far end is a turnstile; Donkey follows Shrek through, and gets stuck. ], BLUEBIRD: ♪ Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheeeep! [From behind the outhouse door we hear Shrek.]. [The book turns the page to reveal a castle protected by a dragon.]. Donkey blocks his. SHREK: [puzzled/perplexed] What's all this about? We are thrilled to have had nearly 80 people audition. [The laughter stops as all of the guards turn their weapons on Shrek.]. You know what, I’d better go inside. I ain’t playing no games. But - SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! DONKEY: Yeah, I know. SHREK: Now why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends... Hmm? Okay, um, ogres are like onions. ], [The camera closes on Donkey as trees whiz by. Shrek comes out of the out-house. SHREK: [chuckles] You know, you’re not exactly what I expected. Why don’t you just go ask her? He picks his underwear from his butt and notices a page of the book stuck to his foot. Kick em' to the curb. ", [She backs away from him with resolve and turns to Shrek. I don't have any friends. Donkey looks on, getting the idea. We've got a big day ahead of us. You’re not coming’ home with me. Like you said, "Who could love a hideous, ugly beast?". Okay, here we go. ], [At the campfire, Shrek and Donkey see none of this. He enters with trepidation.]. SHREK: [putting on a helmet] The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. It didn't come off no stone neither. Actually, it's quite good on toast. MAGIC MIRROR: So will it be bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two, or bachelorette number three? I'm a terrifying ogre! DONKEY: I would think of all people, you would recognize a wall when you see one. What you got against the whole world anyway? Incredible! All she ever do was like you, maybe even love you. That’s just how it has to be. DONKEY: Oh, you both have layers. The place is deserted.]. With a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire, it sure doesn’t mean you’re a coward if you’re a little scared. Shrek the halls. The exit is ramped/sloped. [Fiona leans on a barrel of water looking in at her own reflection, caught up in her own thoughts. Take it away. Camera shows portrait of Cinderella.]. Shrek and Donkey share a look. [Donkey looks Shrek up and down and decides that he's genuine.]. FIONA: [off-screen, hollering] I said GOOD NIGHT! SHREK I live in a swamp. You gotta let me stay! Shrek: Get out of my swamp now. The sun goes all the way down. [Shrek enters to see the dragon sitting atop a large pile of gems and jewels, glittering like a colorful disco lights show. [cracks himself up; even move laughter]. SHREK: [good natured] Yeah -- it's getting to shut up that's the trick! Let me go. SHREK: Enough! [Donkey holds his ground in defiance.]. He turns and looks regretfully at the door for a moment and sighs, but shakes it off.]. [Fiona grabs Donkey's head, pulling it around towards her.]. SHREK: You can't tell me you're afraid of heights? I think I need a hug. I heard the two of you talking. FIONA: Lord Farquaad... [pause, glares at Shrek] I accept. SHREK: Well, the stars don’t tell the future, Donkey. Now it's my turn! [In the shade of the cave we can make out Fiona eyes listening, she seems sympathetic. The dragon closes in on Donkey, its menacing silhouette looming through the smoke.]. DONKEY: Hey, where you goin’? SHREK: Yeah, you know what? Donkey is held in the dragon's coiled tail desparately trying to talk his way out of a romantic situation, as she prepares for a night of love. ], [As Donkey, Shrek, and Fiona are walking away, Shrek keeps sneaking surprised glances at Fiona. General tickets Pre-booked tickets ... including Princess Fiona and Donkey to collecting the special ingredients that you will need in order to find Shrek and make it home safely. When he’s telling the story he turns the pages of the book slowly, this is slow… ], [Surprised, Shrek lets go of the chain which immediately reels upwards as the candelabra comes down. It's the opening scene of the movie Shrek.We have a short blink in the daily life of Shrek. DONKEY: [continued; reaching] Yeah, I guess you don't entertain much, do you? FIONA: Well, I’m sorry, but your job is not my problem. Listen, you was really really something back there! Oh, no. ], [The dragon purses her lips and comes in for a kiss -- suddenly the pulley comes loose and Shrek falls, landing directly on Donkey and popping him through the dragon's coils. Everyone knows what happens when you find your.... [Shrek gives Fiona a deliberate readjustment that sends her bouncing and cuts her off.]. He crosses to her bed and leans toward Fiona. [Shrek laughs to himself and looks towards Donkey to share his joke. Donkey races past. [Fiona and Shrek exchange a look. LORD FARQUAAD: [eagerly] Then what are you waiting for? And, if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cuz you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cuz your breath STINKS! Shrek: Alright, if it's a fight you wanted, come and get it. 6 Shrek's Fight Sequence Is … Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy! I’m so sorry. I don’t think this is fit for a princess. Discover and Share the best GIFs on Tenor. ], [Shrek makes his way to the front of the cathedral.]. There is wild audience applause and Farquaad is ecstatic. FIONA: Well, yes. Hey, that is unwanted physical contact! [Donkey doesn't quite know what to say. He sees a mouse/some mice.5. FIONA/OGRESS: Don’t you see, Donkey? [looks at rock] I like that boulder. AAAAAAAHHHH! The first thing I’m gonna do is build a ten-foot wall around my land. Couldn’t have been the Donkey. While eating his dinner, Shrek hears his door suddenly creak open and he gets up from his table. DONKEY: Me! I really don’t think this is a good idea. Fiona is about to eat a chicken wing but then throws it away and leaps onto Shrek for a kiss. One of the blind mice named Gordo bounces on Shrek's squid. OGRE HUNTER 4: Back! Thursday 3 – 6 pm. They forgive each other! ], [Donkey jumps back away from Shrek, in the direction Shrek wants him to go. [nervous chuckle] That's...is that blood? He dumps Fiona unceremoniously on the ground and moves to the pond to wash up.]. Finally, the Shrek script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz. As your command, Your Highness... [Shrek removes his helmet. ], [Pub door with "Wanted Creatures Reward" sign bursts open and angry mob pours out. Bye-bye. DONKEY: [continued; gasps] Donkeys don't have layers. ], [Shrek catches a frog and inflates it for her to make a lovely balloon. LORD FARQUAAD: That champion shall have the honor - no, no - the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon. Shrek opening the door. I didn’t know you wrote poetry. ], [Shrek suddenly scoops the mice off the dinner table.]. FIONA/OGRESS: [o.s. When Shrek and Fiona open the door, she screams and runs off terrified, dropping her food basket in the process. SHREK: [continued] There he is, and there’s the group of hunters running away from his stench. [to Shrek] Man, that was annoying! No, no, no, no... No. They exchange glances that indicate their surprise. There you are, doing it again just like you did to Fiona. DWARF: Where are we supposed to put her? You know throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grind his bones to make your bread? DONKEY: What do you mean? ], SHREK: [continued] Oh, would you look at that? Open Door. Cakes have layers! [runs off] Blue flower, red thorns! The crowd gasps in horror, someone passes out. FIONA: [continued; confused] ...a little unorthodox I'll admit, but... [regains her poise] ...thy deed is great and thine heart is pure. "], [A fairy Godmother turns the three blind mice and an onion into a lovely carriage. He's ready to talk. Shrek puts his clothes and the bucket on tree branches before pulling a rope which makes the bucket tip the mud onto him like a shower. Shrek was the surprise hit of 2001 when it instantly won the hearts of both kids and adults. Shrek stops and puts Fiona and Donkey down.]. FIONA: [giggles] But-- how will you kiss me? Well, maybe you do. Try these curated collections . This is all wrong. I’m sorry, all right? [The warriors surge forward with various battle cries. [After a beat, Shrek regains control of himself.]. MAGIC MIRROR: [continued] Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. Wait a minute! Those stairs won't know which way they're going. Donkey stares at Shrek silent for a moment. ], [He reaches down to help her from the floor. FIONA: [a little nervous] Good morning. I am King! Wake up and smell the pheromones. Fiona turns away from Donkey fighting back tears.]. Hundreds of DuLocians watch with reverence and awe, thanks to guards holding signs reading "REVERENCE" and "AWE". Calm down. Oh, how rude-a-la-la. Okay? SHREK: All right, who knows where this... Farquaad guy is? There is a single, permanently held open door with an opening width of 75cm+ when exiting this area/attraction. Shrek leaps from the tower, landing on the dragon's huge tail. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. DONKEY: [continued] I know you probably hear this all time from your food, but you must bleach, ‘cause that is one dazzling smile you got there. As they walk toward the house, Donkey notices the "Beware Ogre" signs.]. He huffed, und he puffed, und he -- signed an eviction notice. Donkey continues looking at the tower, tilting his head from side to side trying to make sense of Shrek's comment. DONKEY: Ah, that’s beautiful. Follow @genius Shrek snatches the deed and and turns his back. ], [Donkey turns, but the tail cuts through the bridge again. She puckers up her lips slightly. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place and so on and so forth. FIONA: Okay. Rotisserie style. MAGIC MIRROR: Lord Farquaad, you've chosen... Princess Fiona. Shrek rolls his eyes. [Shrek grabs Fiona in the entire face, holding her at bay.]. Look, I'm not gonna eat ya. [Donkey swallows hard and looks at the old woman. Donkey looks back and forth from Shrek to the royal party disappearing.]. Look at my eye twitchin’. Havin’ a good time, are ya? Yes No | Share this. Okay. See that, that really made me feel good to see that. Fiona is too stunned to speak. Download on Amazon - All Star Play on Apple Music - All Star Download on iTunes - All Star Play on Spotify - All Star Play on YouTube - All Star It Is You (I Have Loved) A guard bends to assist Fiona but she hops onto Farquaad's horse on her own. ], [Shrek drags the Big Bad Wolf by the scruff of the neck.]. [They all run across the bridge as a fireball sweeps after them, burning the bridge behind them as they cross. FIONA: Arggghhhh! Mouse 1 gestures as he peaks, knocking over Shrek's jar of eyeballs.]. [sighs, feeling sad] They judge me before they even know me. ], FIONA/OGRESS: [continued] That’s why I have to marry Lord Farquaad tomorrow before the sun sets and he sees me... like this. Shrek's wary. DONKEY: Man -- I like you, what's your name? He pick it up and reads it. Instead of hitting Fiona, the arrow whizzes by, toward Shrek and Donkey. ], [Shrek wheels on him, intent on getting to the bottom of this.]. ], [Shrek hears a noise and peers out his window. What have you got? FIONA/OGRESS: It’s a spell. ], SHREK: [continued] She waited in the Dragon's Keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss--, [A large green hand tears the page from the book and shuts the book]. She reaches down and picks up the sunflower Shrek left behind. I forgive you.... [shouting angrily] FOR STABBIN' ME IN THE BACK! SHREK: [continued] Many brave knights have attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. [Shrek and Donkey hear trumpets and cheers. He and Shrek regard each other for a moment. ], [Fiona looks a little embarrassed as she smooths out her dress and regains her composure. Share this: Facebook | Twitter | Permalink Hide options. [gives the arrow a little pull]. Shrek and Donkey pull themselves up and look. I love to talk! [Guards lifts Farquaad back onto his saddle and into the extend-o-legs. I mean just call me old-fashioned, you know. Please welcome, Cinderella! ♪, [Monsieur Hood is center stage with the Merry Men in back of him. [Donkey comes upon a horse skull impaled on a bridge support at eye level, and starts.]. Shrek and Fiona shave their faces as Little Red Riding Hood skips up to their door and knocks.