Critic Garth Franklin of Dark Horizons called it "One of the most painfully bad comedies I've ever had to endure, and I've seen the collected works of Martin Lawrence, Tim Allen, Ice Cube AND Cedric the Entertainer. List of Songs. [12] Several recurring gags were criticized for being overused, such as the ambiguous sexuality of the Spartans[5] and throwing various celebrities down the Pit of Death. Will they even get there? When queen Margo come to dance. An adult Leonidas (Sean Maguire) is cast out into the wild, survives the harsh winter, and hunts down a gangsta penguin (Happy Feet). "[15], Clark Collis of Entertainment Weekly gave it a mixed review, crediting the actors for their efforts but criticizing the script and the already dated jokes, giving it a grade C-.[7]. (2008) From the creators of Scary Movie and Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet the Spartans. Leonidas and his platoon soon face off with Xerxes' messenger and his Immortals, beating them in a dance contest before driving them off a cliff. From the creators of Scary Movie and Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet the Spartans. Meet the Spartans. Four teens are tricked by Professor Oldman (Tim Curry) into visiting a haunted house for a school project. Though victory seemed to be in the Spartans' grasp, Paris Hilton betrays the Spartans and reveals the location of the goat path to Xerxes, having been promised having her hump removed as one of her traitorous rewards. This was one of the worst films I can say I have ever seen in my lifetime!!! A spoof on The Fast and the Furious (2001) and the following F&F movies. The theatrical cut does not include extras but includes widescreen and full screen versions on one dual disc. The film grossed $38,233,676 in United States and Canada and grossed $45,787,889 internationally, adding up to a total worldwide gross of $84,021,565. With the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon. Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. With free service watch Meet the Spartans 2008 full movie online. The Oracle, Ugly Betty (Crista Flanagan), reveals that Leonidas will die should he go to war. SONGS. When she asks to be made a Spartan soldier, Leonidas rejects her as unqualified due to her inability to use a spear correctly. Meet the Spartans opened at number one at the US box office, grossing $18,505,530 over its opening weekend,[8] narrowly edging out fellow newcomer Rambo, which was briefly parodied in the credits of this film. Meet the Spartans is a 2008 American parody film written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Meanwhile, back in Sparta, Queen Margo has several confrontations with Traitoro, as he is the vital vote in sending more troops to assist her husband. By the creators of Scary Movie and Day Movie comes this parody of this sword and sandal epics. Once at the Hot Gates, they encounter a deformed Paris Hilton (Parker), who tells Leonidas and the Captain about a secret goat path above the Hot Gates that Xerxes could use to outflank the Spartans. Add time. Sure, Leonidas might have nothing longer than a leather underwear and a cape to shield him from the enemies' razor-sharp blades, Meet the Spartans. Meet the Spartans movie reviews & Metacritic score: The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing by leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 - count 'em, 13! 1 h 23 min 2008 X-Ray PG-13. Meet the Spartans. Supa Dupa Fly • Jack Amazing. Aaarghh! Following her address to the Council, Traitoro publicly betrays the Queen. Kallithea is the latest ingenuity to come out of the Greek archipelago and might just be the match giving GitHub a run for its money. Box Office Battle. Was this review helpful to you? 4 orphans are on an epic adventure. Check out our editors' picks for the movies and shows we're excited about this month, like Mortal Kombat, "Them," and Stowaway. Add time. From 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics. Amazing • Julia Blade. The 20th Century Fox production was written and directed by the filmmaking team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Spartans Meet Blu-ray. The spoofs were corny and stupid and the movie was like an hour long. You must be a registered user to use the IMDb rating plugin. The critical consensus reads: "A tired, unfunny, offensive waste of time, Meet the Spartans scrapes the bottom of the cinematic barrel. What is the difference between the theatrical and unrated editions of "Meet the Spartans". From the creators of Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet The Spartans. They end up in Malibu, where they knock Lindsay Lohan down as she is leaving rehab again. Meet the Spartans. On January 21, 2009, the film received five nominations for the 29th Golden Raspberry Awards:[17] Worst Picture (jointly with Disaster Movie), Worst Supporting Actress (Electra), Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, and Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel. "[5] Frank Scheck of The Hollywood Reporter wrote: "Writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer basically reprise the tired formula from their earlier efforts, which is to throw in as many pop culture references as possible to cover up the lack of any real wit. Cindy must investigate mysterious crop circles and video tapes, and help the President in preventing an alien invasion. Using a CGI army, Xerxes meets the 12 remaining Spartans and the war is on. And above all you will get premium content of online streaming services for free. From 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics. A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. Apr 3, 2008. The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). The Bomb • Ak'Sent. Spoof of romantic comedies which focuses on a man, his crush, his parents, and her father. Orphaned high school student Rick Riker is bitten by a radioactive dragonfly, develops super powers (except for the ability to fly), and becomes a hero. AKA: 13 Spartans, Epic Movie 2, Epic Movie 2: A Story of Spartans, Hunting and Fishing, Not Another Scary Epic Teen Date Movie. From the creators of Scary Movie and Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet the Spartans. Film/Meet The Spartans; If you meant one of those, just click and go. The film stars Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra and Kevin Sorbo. 52m. The movie is like an hour of hell. Add time. The film dropped 60.4% in its second weekend grossing $7,336,595 expanding to 2643 theaters while ranking fourth at the box office. [4] The film is mainly a parody of the 2007 film 300, although it also references many other films, TV shows, people and pop cultural events of the time, in a manner similar to previous films that Friedberg and Seltzer had been involved in such as Scary Movie, Date Movie and Epic Movie. You'll have to decide for yourself how good Meet The Spartans is. One way to solve the problem is to get the Wayans bros. back into spoofing too.Overall .5 out of 10 (yes .5) get ready for a horrible ride of spoofs!! Cindy finds out the house she lives in is haunted by a little boy and goes on a quest to find out who killed him and why. A "ruder & cruder" version was later released in the UK on August 18. Add scene. The 20th Century Fox production was written and directed by the filmmaking team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Directors Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer Starring Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian Genres Comedy Subtitles The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend th A spoof of 300 and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. Returning a king for his inauguration wearing a penguin skin hat, Leonidas sees Margo (Carmen Electra) erotically dancing and asks her to marry him, to which she responds by giving him the combination to her armor-plated chastity belt. Meet the Spartans opened at No. Raw Dawg • John McCurry and Steve Murp. "[12] Jeannette Catsoulis of The New York Times gave it 1 out of 5 and wrote: "Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the team behind Meet the Spartans, prove that ridiculing other movies is much easier than making your own." Despite receiving extremely negative reviews, it was a box-office success, grossing $84 million on a budget of $30 million.[3]. The film was released on Blu-ray Disc and DVD on June 3, 2008, in an "Unrated Pit of Death" Edition and a PG-13/theatrical release of the film. Accompanied by the Spartan politician Traitoro, the messenger presents Xerxes' demands for Sparta's submission. March 9th, 2008. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meet_the_Spartans) Most of the film's criticism consisted of not having many actual jokes and instead having an over-reliance on pop culture references. An undercover cop joins a gang of criminal street racers to get close to the LA crime kingpin. Ggg-gg. Meet the Spartans. Leonidas pursues Xerxes and plays Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas. Add scene. The Queen then battles Traitoro in a parody of Spider-Man 3 and defeats him using a dust buster. The blind Dilio eventually returns to Sparta to tell of Leonidas' final moments. The film stars Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra and Kevin Sorbo. The first, an ugly, talking baby ogre (Shrek the Third), is abandoned to die for its deformity; while the second, who is Vietnamese, is adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Meet the Spartans subtitles. The 20th Century Fox production was written and directed by the filmmaking team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Meet the Spartans by Gunther Heilbrunn Paul Anthony Rahe, The Grand Strategy of Classical Sparta: The Persian Challenge (New Haven: Yale University Press, 2017), 424 pp., $24.00. Meet the Spartans. Years later, Leonidas is training his son when Captain (Kevin Sorbo) informs him that a Persian messenger has arrived. A year later, Dilio leads a larger Spartan force to defeat the Persians, but the blind warrior ends up going the wrong way. After reaching a decision while spending the night with his wife, Leonidas meets the soldiers assembled for his departure to Thermopylae, and finds that only thirteen were accepted in the army due to stringent requirements. Meet the Spartans is a jab at the movie 300 where a few hardened soldiers hold off the mighty Persian Army by confronting them in a narrow crack called the Hot Gates. That's about it as far as the similarities between the two go. Leonidas declines, and the Spartans face the Persian army in a "Yo Momma" fight, which the Spartans win, but Dilio has his eyes scratched out and wanders away. Meet the Spartans (2008) Soundtrack 25 Jan 2008. If you want to start a Main/MeetTheSpartans page, just click the edit button above. I hope they never make a movie this bad again!!! COMEDY; From 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics. Among them are Captain, his son Sonio, and a slightly unfit Spartan named Dilio. The film's score by Christopher Lennertz was commended by Christian Clemmensen from Filmtracks.com, who considered it one of the biggest "guilty pleasures" of 2008.[16]. Jan 28, 2008. On Rotten Tomatoes it has an approval rating of 2% based reviews from 49 critics, with an average rating of 1.86/10. However, Xerxestron accidentally trips on his extension cord and falls on Leonidas and the surviving Spartans, killing them. From the creators of Scary Movie and Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet the Spartans. Meet the Spartans is a 2008 American parody film written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Jan 29, 2008. 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Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events. [3], The film received overwhelmingly negative reviews from critics. In this Hunger Games spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, where she could also win an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long sub, and a partially eaten pickle. Now you can continue to download Meet the Spartans film for free. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Find the perfect Meet The Spartans Premiere stock photos and editorial news pictures from Getty Images. Captain avenges him with Botox poisoning before being struck down by Xerxes. Managing to find the "Transformer Cube", Xerxes uses it in a car to become Xerxestron and shows off his powers to access the "Leave Britney Alone!" Meet the Spartans (Unrated Pit-of-Death Edition) DVD Review. Jan 31, 2008. Meet the Spartans is a 2008 comedy film, spoofing 300, to be precise, wherein inept King Leonidas takes his hilariously inefficient army of 13 Spartans against the … A spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. With Traitoro's deceit exposed, the council is united with the queen. Meet the Spartans made its first major push into the international market this past weekend earning sixth place with $7.94 million on 1653 screens in 14 markets for an early total of $12.90 million. View production, box office, & company info. The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 Spartans … The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears. -- Spartans … The third, Leonidas, is accepted as a Spartan for his already-present muscular physique and prepared for kinghood through brutal training. Meet the Spartans is a mild improvement over their "Epic Movie," which is like saying that a debilitating fever is more fun than appendicitis, but what’s shocking is how lazy it is, which is a shame for former UK child star/pop singer Sean Maguire, whose Gerard … The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears. Select from premium Meet The Spartans Premiere of the highest quality. The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears. Be careful, though, the only things that go in the Main namespace are tropes and should be created through the YKTTW system. Xerxes meets the twelve remaining Spartans and the war begins. Movie trailer for Meet the Spartans. Spartans vs. Persians • Ali Dee. For example, "Meet The Spartans" was 300 combined with Meet the Parents. Meet the Spartans ( 2008) From the creators of Scary Movie and Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet the Spartans. VIEWS. 203 of 395 people found this review helpful. Resolving to face the Persians, Leonidas visits the prophets and gives them medicines such as Neutrogena as their price for their consultation. At the Battle of Thermopylae, the Persians introduce their secret weapons, Ghost Rider and Rocky Balboa, who kills Sonio with a decapitating uppercut. Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? 1 in the United States. 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Search for "Meet the Spartans" on Amazon.com, Title: video on YouTube. I also would like to see a really good spoof movie in the future... i really enjoyed scary movie 1 and 2. The 20th Century Fox production was first written and directed by the filmmaking team of Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg. Meet the Spartans Hilton decides to betray the Spartans and reveals the location of the goat path to Xerxes in return for various gifts and for having her deformed hump removed. In a show of tribute to the Cradle of Democracy, it’s a free software source code management system and a member project of Software Freedom Conservancy. [13][14] Meet the Spartans. Written by Despite Traitoro's advice that the messenger's guards are now needed to convey the actual message, Leonidas kicks them in as well, along with several other people he simply dislikes, such as Britney Spears (Nicole Parker), Ryan Seacrest, and the American Idol judges. Catsoulis said the various audience reactions at the screening she attended summed it up best: Eewwww! Original title: Meet the Spartans From 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics. A Spartan elder inspects three babies. [10] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film a grade C- on a scale from A+ to F.[11], Variety called it "Lazy, lame and painfully unfunny, Meet the Spartans is yet another scrambled-genre parody. Xerxes (Ken Davitian), impressed, personally approaches Leonidas and attempts to bribe him with a trip to the Palms Hotel and Casino. Creator Killer: Disaster Movie was their only movie to bomb both critically and financially, and … Keepin' It Reel Podcast, Episode 1. Get a sneak peek of the new version of this page. From 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics. The Bigger the Hit, The Harder They Fall. Huh? Also, Alien "Tr-iPods" are invading the world and she has to uncover the secret in order to stop them. They advise him that he should consult the Oracle for any advice. After growing angry with both the messenger's disrespect and finding him making out with his wife, Leonidas kicks him into a pit. Meet the Spartans is the movie for you if you find the following funny:-homophobia-objectification of women-Happy Feet shitting his remains of Taco Bell on a Spartan-child abuse-Britney Spears at the time of her mental breakdown-blatant continuity errors-repetitive amount of censored pussy shots-kicking celebrities into the pit of death Use the HTML below. "Meet the Spartans" is trashy, crude, humorless, distasteful, and lacking any semblance of moral integrity. From Wings to Parasite, here's a look back at all of the Best Picture Oscar winners in the history of the ceremony. 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