"What?!" A knight and his footmen were holding a castle during a war. One day, a crusade is called and the knight is forced to leave his castle and head off to the crusades. We had clowns, jugglers, contortionists, tight rope walkers and even a fire breather.

Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! "SIRE, WE SEE A BATTALION IN THE DISTANCE" The knight orders the men to defensive positions and rushes up the wall where the footman points at … and takes the head of the dragon out of the bag.in his new job, he quickly rises up to be an influential figure. This happened in 1985 when I was about 12 years old. Since jokes are subjective and jokes only if … The fairy says: "Oh noble knight, you're the first human being to find me in 300 years. Little did she know, the cat was actually a handsome prince that had be cursed to live his life as a feline.So yesterday I decided to take the kids to the beach. Aft,There was a knight married to a beautiful lady. Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic.He worries that his wife, Queen Guinevere, may not stay faithful to him while he goes on his journey. But, the wall cracks and comes crashing down. The pants worked similarly t.However, he didn't say what type of contest it was but his daughter's beauty drew many brave contestants.Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, there was a young princess who never left the castle and had no knowlage about the outside world.
So being offend he call the police, they take samples of the yellow snow and leave.They stumble into a storage room on the far side of the keep that is piled high with boxes, barrels and sacks. Tag Archives: White Castle jokes 04 Oct / 2012 Easter Egg Surprise Proof that White Castle has the same effect on chickens as they do us.

But as he looks down right under the window in huge yellow letters is the words " Mickey sucks dick." After being married to her for a year, the king started to worry that his beautiful wife might be sleeping around.Now young man, make sure you leave a good legacy and don't make mistakes like I did. My oldest was the natural leader of the group and was directing the others where to put the towers and such. 2 of them, in fact! Well after a while the kids decided they wanted to build a sand castle. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. They were of an age, and had grown up playing together in the palace gardens.So that he and Dairy Queen can live in the White Castle.Three vampires are in a castle in Transylvania discussing how strong and powerful they are. So, he devises a belt that would poison the member of any man who attempts to have intercourse with her. The youngest of the group slams his fist on the table and exclaims, "I am the fastest out of us three! He would often complain to his friend, Alcott, about his height. When you go to White Castle, order two Ratburgers and have them tuck in the tails. The life was rough but we had some really good and talented acts. Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. It housed the king, his beautiful daughter and some servants. "....so of course, as the deal goes, he gets his three wishes from the Genie inside the lamp.He was a two-door tooter Tudor too dour to tutor.One of the footmen guarding the gatehousse begins calling.Unfortunately, I didn't impress anyone at the cremation...Looking out his castle window, he sees that it has snowed during the night. With everything in place, he lea.The servant asked if the man was ok, and he replies:He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”,Deep in the German forests, there was a huge castle. Our boss was a real prick. Found an old magic lamp.One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood. Well the oldest self assigns the task of digging the moat around.And that's when I let her know that I'm the Man of the House, the King of the Castle, the Lord of the Mancjkkf no jskslskf d j.lo alsjdj djdjslai48 err is shwks9ri3jekdo 3irbdjdibsks.But you sure wouldn't have known it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around...He enters, and says "Your Majesty, I kept my word.